Directive Indicator: a household appliance to aid in decision making

Directions for use:
1. For a particular decision to be made, choose three courses of action.
For each course of action, choose a corresponding light on Directive Indicator.
3. Announce to Directive Indicator what each light will represent.
4. Spin Directive Indicator's main body with a flick of the finger.
5. As Directive Indicator spins down, it will sense the best course of action.
6. When Directive Indicator stops, one light will be lit.
7. Take Directive Indicator's insightful advice and your decision will be made.*
*Do not attempt to choose immoral or illegal courses of action as this will nullify the accuracy of Directive Indicator's effectiveness.

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